officialunitedstates:

How many computer monitors does your employer give you?

0: You are a hard worker, perhaps a farmer or a fireman

1: You are not valued at all in your job.  You should quit immediately

2: Not bad, but they’d fire you as soon as the next recession hits

3: You are an essential employee that is loved and cared for

4: You are overworked and underpaid

5: Quit immediately; your employer has no financial sense

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ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

twunks4jesus:

peppylilspitfuck:

ladyyatexel:

ladyyatexel:

ladyyatexel:

screaming at self to paint the fucking deer already

Here’s the fucking deer.

I scanned the fucking deer.  I might post him properly on my art account, but here he is clearer for anyone that wanted to see. 

I bet someone would buy that for more than a few bucks, it’s absolutely deerlightful.

A few bucks? I think he’s worth a lot of doe!

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olivecowgirls:

Phases of the “mewn”

Artist//Daniel Ryan !

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austrianshitposting:

ce-nedra:

queen-of-upshur:

menthol-drops:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

Why call it sludge when you can call it something more powerful

Snud

Not to be an asshole on main but man, I would prefer mud over this. (Photo was taken in Obertauern, Austria, 7th January 2019)

Austria right now…

(pics from orf.at)

Also, it may look “~nice” now but what do people think all this will look like when it melts lol it won’t be pretty

seems like we had a bit of snow this year…

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

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radha-the-introvert:

theinfiknight:

tyson-ot-nw:

qsy-draws-a-lot:

you better watch out

You better watch out

You Better Watch Out

You Better WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

This is the only valid version of the colour of the sky post

Wh

What the

Fuck

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